weather

WEATHER	IF IT DON'T RAIN, IT'LL BE A HELL OF A JOKE ON THE FROGS.
WEATHER	IF IT KEEPS UP, IT WON'T COME DOWN.
WEATHER	IT RAINS SO MUCH THE FROGS HAVE TO WEAR LIFE VESTS.
WEATHER	IT'S POURING DOWN BULLFROGS.
WEATHER	IT'S RAINING LIKE A COW PISSING ON A FLAT ROCK.
WEATHER	RAINING CATS AND DOGS
WEATHER	SO WET THAT EVEN THE FISH ARE BEGGING FOR MERCY
WEATHER	THERE'S ONE THING ABOUT A DROUGHT: IT USUALLY ENDS WITH A RAIN.

	WINDY		SO WINDY THE WIND BLEW THE TEETH OUT OF THE SAW
	WINDY		THE FARMERS ARE TRADING FARMS.
WINDY		TOO WINDY TO HAUL GRAVEL
WINDY		TOO WINDY TO SEW LETTUCE

COLD	COLD AS A BANKER'S HEART
COLD	COLD AS A BRASS JOHN IN THE YUKON
COLD	COLD AS A FROG'S BEHIND
COLD	COLD AS A WITCH'S NOSE
COLD	COLD AS A WITCH'S TIT
COLD	COLD AS BILLY B'DERN
COLD	COLD AS KRAUT
COLD	COLD ENOUGH TO FREEZE THE KNUCKLES OFF A BRASS MONKEY
COLD	COLD ENOUGH TO FREEZE THE TAIL OFF A BRASS MONKEY
COLD	COLDER THAN A MOTHER-IN-LAW'S LOVE
COLD	COLDER THAN A WELL DIGGER'S SHOVEL
COLD	COLDER THAN A WELL-DIGGER'S DESTINATION
COLD	COLDER THAN A WITCH'S NAVEL
COLD	COLDER THAN AN OLD MAID IN DECEMBER
COLD	IT'S COLDER THAN A WELL-DIGGER'S ASS.
COLD	SO COLD ONE TWIN BED GOT IN WITH ANOTHER
COLD	SO COLD THAT THEY EAT ICE JUST TO STAY WARM
COLD	COOLER THAN THE CENTER OF A CUCUMBER