margaret brown         calamity jane         saws         sailing of the ill-fated steamship titanic   
shakespeare           theatre in st louis       oral communication         anatomy of the theatre
performance workshop I           performance workshop II        teaching english: secondary
writing and performing the 10-minute play
          university seminar
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SELF-ASSURANCE

IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M DOING, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SWING ON MY GATE.

 

SELF-IMPORTANCE

IT TAKES A BIG DOG TO WEIGH A TON.

SELF-IMPORTANCE

IT TAKES A FAT HOG TO WEIGH A TON.

SELF-SUFFICIENCY

EVERY TUB MUST STAND ON ITS OWN BOTTOM.

 

SERVES YOU RIGHT

YOU MADE YOUR BED.  NOW LIE IN IT.

 

SIMPLICITY

IF YOU ASK HIM THE TIME, HE'LL TELL YOU HOW TO MAKE A WATCH.

 

EFFICIENCY

SHE SURE SHOWED HIM HOW THE RABBIT EATS CABBAGE.

EFFICIENCY

WE DON'T CHEW OUR TOBACCO BUT ONCE.

 

SPECULATION

LET'S SHAKE THE BRANCHES AND SEE WHAT FALLS.

 

TAKE FOR GRANTED

YOU NEVER MISS THE BUTTER 'TIL THE COW RUNS DRY.

TAKE FOR GRANTED

A MAN ON HORSEBACK WILL NEVER NOTICE IT.

 

WARNING

IF YOU LIE DOWN WITH DOGS, YOU'LL GET UP WITH TICKS.

WARNING

NEVER WRESTLE WITH A PIG.  YOU'LL GET DIRTY, AND HE ENJOYS IT.

WARNING

SING BEFORE SEVEN, CRY BEFORE ELEVEN.

 

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margaret brown             calamity jane           saws          sailing of the ill-fated steamship titanic   
shakespeare           theatre in st louis           oral communication          anatomy of the theatre
performance workshop I           performance workshop II          teaching english: secondary
writing and performing the 10-minute play              university seminar
home 
        fall 2008          speech exam directives       10-minute play scripts