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UUGLINESS
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A
FACE THAT WOULD STOP A CLOCK
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UUGLINESS
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BUTT
UGLY
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UUGLINESS
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COYOTE
UGLY
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UUGLINESS
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EVERY
DISHRAG HAS A DISHPAN.
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UUGLINESS
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HE
HAS A FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE.
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U
UUGLINESS
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HER
BUCK TEETH WERE SO BAD SHE COULD EAT OATS OUT OF A JUG.
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UUGLINESS
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HER
HAIR LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING THE CAT SUCKED ON.
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UUGLINESS
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HE'S
SO UGLY HE HAS TO SLAP HIMSELF TO SLEEP.
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UUGLINESS
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HE'S
SO UGLY HE'S THE POSTER CHILD FOR BIRTH CONTROL.
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UUGLINESS
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HE'S
SO UGLY THE DOCTOR SLAPPED THE WRONG END WHEN HE WAS BORN.
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UUGLINESS
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HIS
NOSE WAS SO BIG HE COULD EAT A HAMBURGER AND DRINK A MALT
AT THE SAME TIME.
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UUGLINESS
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HOMELY
AS HOME-MADE SIN
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UUGLINESS
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I
WOULDN'T WEAR THAT TO A DOG FIGHT.
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UUGLINESS
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IF
MY DOG WERE AS UGLY AS YOU, I'D SHAVE HIS BUTT AND TEACH HIM
TO WALK BACKWARDS.
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UUGLINESS
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LOOKS
LIKE SOMETHING THE CAT DRUG IN
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UUGLINESS
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ONE
NICE THING ABOUT GOING TO THE BEAUTY SHOP IS THAT YOU CAN
TAKE IT OFF OF YOUR INCOME TAX BECAUSE IT IS A TOTAL LOSS.
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UUGLINESS
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SHE
COULDN'T GET ANY IF SHE HANDED OUT PARDONS IN A PRISON.
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UUGLINESS
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SHE
COULDN'T GET ANY IF SHE HANDED OUT PASSES ON A TROOP SHIP.
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UUGLINESS
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SHE
HAS UGLY SHE AIN'T EVEN USED YET.
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U
UUGLINESS
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SHE
LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN RODE HARD AND PUT AWAY WET.
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UUGLINESS
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SHE
WAS SO BUCK-TOOTHED SHE COULD BITE A PUMPKIN THROUGH A PICKET FENCE.
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UUGLINESS
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SHE
WAS SO CROSS-EYED THE TEARS RAN DOWN THE BACK OF HER NECK.
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UUGLINESS
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SHE
WAS SO UGLY THAT MIGRATING BIRDS ONLY FLEW OVER HER
HOUSE IN THE DARK.
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UUGLINESS
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SHE
WAS SO UGLY, WHEN SHE FELL IN THE POND
THEY SKIMMED UGLY FOR TWO WEEKS.
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UUGLINESS
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SHE'S
SO UGLY HER FACE WOULD STOP A 10-DAY CLOCK.
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UUGLINESS
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SO
BUCK TOOTHED SHE CAN EAT ICE CREAM THROUGH A PICKET FENCE
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UUGLINESS
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SO
UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE HE WAS WHIPPED WITH AN UGLY STICK.
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U
UUGLINESS
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SO
UGLY HE SHAVES BLINDFOLDED
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UUGLINESS
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SO
UGLY HIS FACE COULD STOP AN EIGHT-DAY CLOCK
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UUGLINESS
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SO
UGLY SHE COULD SCARE A BUZZARD OFF A SHIT WAGON
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UUGLINESS
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SO
UGLY SHE HAS TO GET UP AND REST HER FACE AT NIGHT
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UUGLINESS
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SO
UGLY SHE'D RUN A DOG OFF A MEAT WAGON
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UUGLINESS
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SO
UGLY SHE'D STOP A CLOCK AND SET IT BACK AN HOUR
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UUGLINESS
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SO
UGLY THAT WHEN SHE COMES OUT IN THE MORNING SHE STARTS
ENGINES ALL OVER TOWN
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U
UUGLINESS
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SO
UGLY WE'RE ALL HOPING THAT THE WIND DON'T BLOW YOUR CLOTHES OFF
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UUGLINESS
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SO
UGLY YOU'D MAKE A FREIGHT TRAIN TAKE A DIRT ROAD
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UUGLINESS
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SO
UGLY YOUR MOM SET YOU IN A CORNER AND FED YOU WITH A SLINGSHOT
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UUGLINESS
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SWAMP
TURKEY
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UUGLINESS
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THAT
WOMAN WAS SO UGLY THEY HAD TO PUT A POKE OVER HER HEAD BEFORE THE BABY
WOULD NURSE.
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UUGLINESS
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THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS AN UGLY GIRL AT TWO O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING.
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UUGLINESS
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UGLIER
THAN A MUD FENCE
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UUGLINESS
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UGLY
AS A BUCKET OF HOG LIVERS
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UUGLINESS
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UGLY
AS A HOME-MADE FENCE.
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UUGLINESS
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UGLY
AS A MUD FENCE AFTER A RAIN
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U
UUGLINESS
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UGLY
AS A RAIL FENCE
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UUGLINESS
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UGLY
AS HOME-MADE SIN
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UUGLINESS
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UGLY
AS HOME-MADE SOAP
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UUGLINESS
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YOU'RE
SO UGLY THE DOCTOR SLAPPED YOUR MOTHER.
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UUGLINESS
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YOU'RE
SO UGLY YOUR MOM TIED YOU TO A WOODPILE TO SEE IF
YOU WOULD BARK OR CRY.
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