margaret brown         calamity jane         saws         sailing of the ill-fated steamship titanic   
shakespeare           theatre in st louis       oral communication         anatomy of the theatre
performance workshop I           performance workshop II        teaching english: secondary
writing and performing the 10-minute play
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THREAT

A HARD HEAD MAKES A SOFT BEHIND.

THREAT

BE NICE TO ME OR I'LL DATE YOUR DAUGHTER.

THREAT

DO YOU KNOW WHAT DOGS DO TO WHEELS?

THREAT

DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE HOG EYES.

THREAT

HE OUGHT TO BE HIT ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A DULL-BLADED SHOVEL.

THREAT

HE WENT AFTER HIM LIKE A HOG AFTER SLOP.

 

THREAT

IF SOMEBODY COMES IN HERE AND MESSES WITH US, THEY
DESERVE TO GET THEIR BIRTHDAY SNATCHED.

 

THREAT

IF YOU DON'T DO THAT, I'LL BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE STINK ON A SKUNK.

 

THREAT

IF YOU DON'T STRAIGHTEN UP, I'LL CUT YOUR WATER OFF AND TAKE
YOUR METER OUT.

 

THREAT

IF YOU PULL THAT DOG'S TAIL AGAIN, BOY, YOU'LL BE WHISTING
WHO’D-A-THUNK-IT.

 

THREAT

IF YOU TOUCH ME, YOU'LL THINK YOU GRABBED A BEAR BY THE ASS.

THREAT

IF YOU TOUCH ME, YOU'RE GOING TO THINK YOU STUCK YOUR HAND IN A BUZZ SAW.

THREAT

IF YOU TOUCH ME, YOU'RE GONNA PULL BACK A BLOODY STUMP

THREAT

I'LL BEAT THE LIVING BEJEEBERS OUT OF YOU.

THREAT

I'LL BEAT THE LIVING BEJESUS OUT OF YOU.

THREAT

I'LL CLEAN YOUR PLOW.

THREAT

I'LL CUT OFF YOUR END OF THE TABLE.

THREAT

I'LL DANCE AT YOUR WEDDING IN A PIG TROUGH.

THREAT

I'LL KNOCK YOU PLUM-NELLY.

THREAT

I'LL KNOCK YOU SO HARD IT WILL TAKE A SPECIAL DELIVERY POSTCARD TO FIND YOU.

 

THREAT

I'LL KNOCK YOU UNTIL YOUR EARS RING THE BELLS OF ST. MARY'S.

THREAT

I'LL PUT A HEAD ON YOU TO EAT OATS WITH.

THREAT

I'LL PUT KNOTS ON YOUR HEAD FASTER THAN YOU CAN RUB THEM.

THREAT

I'LL SLAP YOU BALD-HEADED.

THREAT

I'LL SLAP YOU INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK.

THREAT

I'LL SLAP YOU SILLY AND HIDE YOUR CLOTHES.

THREAT

I'LL SLAP YOU TO SLEEP THEN SLAP YOU FOR SLEEPING.

THREAT

I'LL SNATCH YOU BALD-HEADED.

THREAT

I'LL TURN YOU EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE.

 

THREAT

I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU LIKE A RENTED MULE.

THREAT

I'M GOING TO SLAP YOU SO HARD YOU'LL ROLL UP LIKE A VENETIAN BLIND

THREAT

I'M GONNA BEAT YOU LIKE A RED-HEADED STEPCHILD.

THREAT

I'M GONNA CUT YOU LONG AND DEEP AND FREQUENT.

THREAT

I'M GONNA JERK YOU THROUGH A KNOT.

 

THREAT

I'M GONNA PULL YOUR ARM OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH THE BLOODY STUMP.

THREAT

I'M GONNA PULL YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK.

THREAT

I'M GONNA WHIP YOU 'TIL YOU SAY YOU LIKE IT.

THREAT

KNOCK YOU INTO A COCKED HAT

 

THREAT

ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL BE GONE. 
YOU WON'T KNOW WHERE, BUT YOU'LL KNOW WHY.

 

THREAT

PRETTY SOON THE OLD WORM WILL TURN.

THREAT

SHE CLIPPED HIS KITE STRINGS.

THREAT

SLAP YOU SO HARD, WHEN YOU QUIT ROLLIN' YOUR CLOTHES'LL BE OUT OF STYLE.

THREAT

WHAT CROSSES THE DEVIL'S BACK LANDS ON HIS BELLY.


 

THREAT

WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU, YOUR HEAD WILL LOOK LIKE
A SACK FULL OF MARBLES.


THREAT

WHEN SHE CAUGHT OLD BURT IN A LIE, SHE SURE SAWED HIM OFF AT THE POCKETS.

THREAT

WHISTLING GIRLS AND CROWING HENS NEVER WILL COME TO A VERY GOOD END.

THREAT

YOU BETTER TOE THE LINE OR WALK THE CHALK.

THREAT

YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOUR MAMMA NEVER LEFT YOU OUT.

THREAT

DON'T MONKEY WITH THAT.

 

TRAP

GOT HIM BY THE SHORT HAIRS

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margaret brown             calamity jane           saws          sailing of the ill-fated steamship titanic   
shakespeare           theatre in st louis           oral communication          anatomy of the theatre
performance workshop I           performance workshop II          teaching english: secondary
writing and performing the 10-minute play              university seminar
home 
        fall 2008          speech exam directives       10-minute play scripts