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THREAT
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A
HARD HEAD MAKES A SOFT BEHIND.
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THREAT
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BE
NICE TO ME OR I'LL DATE YOUR DAUGHTER.
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THREAT
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DO
YOU KNOW WHAT DOGS DO TO WHEELS?
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THREAT
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DON'T
LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE HOG EYES.
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THREAT
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HE
OUGHT TO BE HIT ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A DULL-BLADED SHOVEL.
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THREAT
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HE
WENT AFTER HIM LIKE A HOG AFTER SLOP.
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THREAT
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IF
SOMEBODY COMES IN HERE AND MESSES WITH US, THEY
DESERVE TO GET THEIR BIRTHDAY SNATCHED.
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THREAT
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IF
YOU DON'T DO THAT, I'LL BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE STINK ON A SKUNK.
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THREAT
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IF
YOU DON'T STRAIGHTEN UP, I'LL CUT YOUR WATER OFF AND TAKE
YOUR METER OUT.
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THREAT
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IF
YOU PULL THAT DOG'S TAIL AGAIN, BOY, YOU'LL BE WHISTING
WHO’D-A-THUNK-IT.
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THREAT
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IF
YOU TOUCH ME, YOU'LL THINK YOU GRABBED A BEAR BY THE ASS.
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THREAT
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IF
YOU TOUCH ME, YOU'RE GOING TO THINK YOU STUCK YOUR HAND IN A BUZZ SAW.
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THREAT
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IF
YOU TOUCH ME, YOU'RE GONNA PULL BACK A BLOODY STUMP
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THREAT
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I'LL
BEAT THE LIVING BEJEEBERS OUT OF YOU.
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THREAT
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I'LL
BEAT THE LIVING BEJESUS OUT OF YOU.
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THREAT
|
I'LL
CLEAN YOUR PLOW.
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THREAT
|
I'LL
CUT OFF YOUR END OF THE TABLE.
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THREAT
|
I'LL
DANCE AT YOUR WEDDING IN A PIG TROUGH.
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THREAT
|
I'LL
KNOCK YOU PLUM-NELLY.
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THREAT
|
I'LL
KNOCK YOU SO HARD IT WILL TAKE A SPECIAL DELIVERY POSTCARD TO FIND YOU.
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THREAT
|
I'LL
KNOCK YOU UNTIL YOUR EARS RING THE BELLS OF ST. MARY'S.
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THREAT
|
I'LL
PUT A HEAD ON YOU TO EAT OATS WITH.
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THREAT
|
I'LL
PUT KNOTS ON YOUR HEAD FASTER THAN YOU CAN RUB THEM.
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THREAT
|
I'LL
SLAP YOU BALD-HEADED.
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THREAT
|
I'LL
SLAP YOU INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK.
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THREAT
|
I'LL
SLAP YOU SILLY AND HIDE YOUR CLOTHES.
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THREAT
|
I'LL
SLAP YOU TO SLEEP THEN SLAP YOU FOR SLEEPING.
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THREAT
|
I'LL
SNATCH YOU BALD-HEADED.
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THREAT
|
I'LL
TURN YOU EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE.
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THREAT
|
I'M
GOING TO BEAT YOU LIKE A RENTED MULE.
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THREAT
|
I'M
GOING TO SLAP YOU SO HARD YOU'LL ROLL UP LIKE A VENETIAN BLIND
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THREAT
|
I'M
GONNA BEAT YOU LIKE A RED-HEADED STEPCHILD.
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THREAT
|
I'M
GONNA CUT YOU LONG AND DEEP AND FREQUENT.
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THREAT
|
I'M
GONNA JERK YOU THROUGH A KNOT.
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THREAT
|
I'M
GONNA PULL YOUR ARM OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH THE BLOODY STUMP.
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THREAT
|
I'M
GONNA PULL YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK.
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THREAT
|
I'M
GONNA WHIP YOU 'TIL YOU SAY YOU LIKE IT.
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THREAT
|
KNOCK
YOU INTO A COCKED HAT
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THREAT
|
ONE
OF THESE DAYS I'LL BE GONE.
YOU WON'T KNOW WHERE, BUT YOU'LL KNOW WHY.
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THREAT
|
PRETTY
SOON THE OLD WORM WILL TURN.
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THREAT
|
SHE
CLIPPED HIS KITE STRINGS.
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THREAT
|
SLAP
YOU SO HARD, WHEN YOU QUIT ROLLIN' YOUR CLOTHES'LL BE OUT OF STYLE.
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THREAT
|
WHAT
CROSSES THE DEVIL'S BACK LANDS ON HIS BELLY.
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THREAT
|
WHEN
I GET THROUGH WITH YOU, YOUR HEAD WILL LOOK LIKE
A SACK FULL OF MARBLES.
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THREAT
|
WHEN
SHE CAUGHT OLD BURT IN A LIE, SHE SURE SAWED HIM OFF AT THE POCKETS.
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THREAT
|
WHISTLING
GIRLS AND CROWING HENS NEVER WILL COME TO A VERY GOOD END.
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THREAT
|
YOU
BETTER TOE THE LINE OR WALK THE CHALK.
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THREAT
|
YOU'RE
GONNA WISH YOUR MAMMA NEVER LEFT YOU OUT.
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THREAT
|
DON'T
MONKEY WITH THAT.
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