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SURPRISE
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A
CHICKEN HAS LIPS!
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SURPRISE
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BOY
DOLL
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SURPRISE
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HEAD
FOR THE HILLS--THE SHOVEL BROKE!
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SURPRISE
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HELL'S
BELLS, THE CAT'S ON FIRE.
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SURPRISE
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HOW
DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
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SURPRISE
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I
WAKE UP TO A NEW WORLD EVERY DAY.
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SURPRISE
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I
WAS AS SURPRISED AS IF A SHEEP HAD BIT ME.
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SURPRISE
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IF
THAT DON'T TAKE THE RAG OFF THE BUSH.
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SURPRISE
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IF
THAT WOULDN'T TAKE THE WARTS OFF A TOAD.
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SURPRISE
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IT'S
A SIGHT ON EARTH.
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SURPRISE
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MY
MOUTH DROPPED OPEN LIKE A $2 SUITCASE.
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SURPRISE
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MY
STARS AND GARTERS
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SURPRISE
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ROLL
ME UP AND CALL ME CURLY.
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SURPRISE
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SHIT
FIRE AND SAVE MATCHES
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SURPRISE
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SO
SURPRISED YOU COULDA KNOCKED HIS EYES OFF WITH A STICK
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SURPRISE
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STRIP
MY GEARS AND CALL ME SHIFTLESS.
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SURPRISE
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THAT'LL
MAKE YOUR TONGUE SLAP YOUR BRAINS OUT.
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SURPRISE
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THAT'S
A WHOLE NEW BALL OF WAX.
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SURPRISE
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WELL,
CUT MY LEGS OFF AND CALL ME SHORTY.
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SURPRISE
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WELL,
IF THAT DON'T BEAT A HEN A-PECKING.
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SURPRISE
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WELL,
I'LL BE HORNSWAGGLED.
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SURPRISE
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WELL,
PAINT ME GREEN AND CALL ME STUPID.
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SURPRISE
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WELL,
PULL MY GARTER AND CALL ME SNAPPY.
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SURPRISE
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WELL,
SHUT MY MOUTH.
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SURPRISE
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WELL,
TIE ME TO AN ANTHILL AND SMEAR MY EARS WITH JELLY.
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SURPRISE
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YOUR
FACE IS LOOKING LIKE THE COW IN THE CORRAL THAT FINALLY
COMPREHENDS THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE CONCEPT.
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SURPRISE
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WELL,
I'LL BE A SUCK-EGGED MULE.
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