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shakespeare           theatre in st louis       oral communication         anatomy of the theatre
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SURPRISE

A CHICKEN HAS LIPS!

SURPRISE

BOY DOLL

SURPRISE

HEAD FOR THE HILLS--THE SHOVEL BROKE!

SURPRISE

HELL'S BELLS, THE CAT'S ON FIRE.

SURPRISE

HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?

SURPRISE

I WAKE UP TO A NEW WORLD EVERY DAY.

SURPRISE

I WAS AS SURPRISED AS IF A SHEEP HAD BIT ME.

SURPRISE

IF THAT DON'T TAKE THE RAG OFF THE BUSH.

SURPRISE

IF THAT WOULDN'T TAKE THE WARTS OFF A TOAD.

SURPRISE

IT'S A SIGHT ON EARTH.

 

SURPRISE

MY MOUTH DROPPED OPEN LIKE A $2 SUITCASE.

SURPRISE

MY STARS AND GARTERS

SURPRISE

ROLL ME UP AND CALL ME CURLY.

SURPRISE

SHIT FIRE AND SAVE MATCHES

SURPRISE

SO SURPRISED YOU COULDA KNOCKED HIS EYES OFF WITH A STICK

SURPRISE

STRIP MY GEARS AND CALL ME SHIFTLESS.

SURPRISE

THAT'LL MAKE YOUR TONGUE SLAP YOUR BRAINS OUT.

SURPRISE

THAT'S A WHOLE NEW BALL OF WAX.

SURPRISE

WELL, CUT MY LEGS OFF AND CALL ME SHORTY.

SURPRISE

WELL, IF THAT DON'T BEAT A HEN A-PECKING.

 

SURPRISE

WELL, I'LL BE HORNSWAGGLED.

SURPRISE

WELL, PAINT ME GREEN AND CALL ME STUPID.

SURPRISE

WELL, PULL MY GARTER AND CALL ME SNAPPY.

SURPRISE

WELL, SHUT MY MOUTH.

SURPRISE

WELL, TIE ME TO AN ANTHILL AND SMEAR MY EARS WITH JELLY.

 

SURPRISE

YOUR FACE IS LOOKING LIKE THE COW IN THE CORRAL THAT FINALLY
COMPREHENDS THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE CONCEPT.

 

SURPRISE

WELL, I'LL BE A SUCK-EGGED MULE.

 

WOW

THAT'S QUITE A STEP FOR A HEIFER.

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margaret brown             calamity jane           saws          sailing of the ill-fated steamship titanic   
shakespeare           theatre in st louis           oral communication          anatomy of the theatre
performance workshop I           performance workshop II          teaching english: secondary
writing and performing the 10-minute play              university seminar
home 
        fall 2008          speech exam directives       10-minute play scripts