stupidity

	FOLLY		LIKE CHASING DEER WITH A BRASS BAND
	FOLLY		THAT'S LIKE LETTING THE FOX GUARD THE HENHOUSE.
	STUPIDITY		ABOUT AS DEEP AS A PUDDLE
	STUPIDITY		AS STUPID AS A MAN WITH A PAPER ASSHOLE
	STUPIDITY		CAN'T TELL SHIT FROM SHINOLA
	STUPIDITY		YOU COULDN'T POUR WATER OUT OF A BOOT WITH THE DIRECTIONS WRITTEN ON THE HEEL

	STUPIDITY		HE ACTS LIKE HE JUST CAME DOWN WITH YESTERDAY'S RAIN.
	STUPIDITY		HE AIN'T GOT THE SENSE HE WAS BORN WITH.
	STUPIDITY		HE COULD SCREW UP A TWO-CAR PARADE.
	STUPIDITY		HE WAS GONE WHEN WE GOT THERE.
	STUPIDITY		HE WOULD SKIN A FIVE-CENT HIDE AND RUIN A FIFTY-CENT KNIFE DOIN' IT.
	STUPIDITY		HE'S A DIM BULB.
	STUPIDITY		HE'S KINDA ALL BELL AND NO CLAPPER.
	STUPIDITY		HE'S LIKE A GOOSE: HE BLINKS HIS EYES AND HE'S IN A NEW WORLD.
	STUPIDITY		HE'S PROFOUND ONLY ON THE SURFACE: DEEP DOWN, HE'S SHALLOW.
	STUPIDITY		HE'S TWO QUARTS LOW.
	STUPIDITY		HIS BUTTER SLIPPED OFF HIS NOODLE.
	STUPIDITY		HIS ELEVATOR DOESN'T GO ALL THE WAY UP.
	STUPIDITY		HIS ELEVATOR DOESN'T GO TO THE TOP FLOOR.
	STUPIDITY		I WOULDN'T GIVE HER STANDING ROOM AT A SKUNK RASSLE.
	STUPIDITY		IF BRAINS WERE COTTON, YOU COULDN'T KOTEX A PISS ANT.
	STUPIDITY		IF BRAINS WERE DYNAMITE, YOU COULDN'T BLOW YOUR NOSE.
	STUPIDITY		IF HE HAD A BRAIN HE'D HAVE IT IN HIS HANDS A PLAYIN' WITH IT.
	STUPIDITY		IF HE HAD A BRAIN, HE'D BE DANGEROUS.
	STUPIDITY		IF HE HAD A BRAIN, IT WOULD RATTLE.
	STUPIDITY		IF HIS BRAINS WERE DYNAMITE THEY WOULDN'T BLOW HIS HAT OFF.
	STUPIDITY		IF IT WAS RAINING SOUP, I'D BE OUT THERE WITH A FORK.
	STUPIDITY		I'VE SEEN BETTER HEADS ON A CABBAGE.
	STUPIDITY		ON THE RIGHT ROAD GOING THE WRONG WAY
	STUPIDITY		PACK SAND
	STUPIDITY		PUT HIS BRAIN IN A JAYBIRD, IT WOULD FLY BACKWARDS AND UPSIDE DOWN.
	STUPIDITY		SHARP AS A MARBLE
	STUPIDITY		SHARP AS A TACK AND TWICE AS FLAT-HEADED
	STUPIDITY		SHE'S SO DUMB SHE NEEDS A RECIPE TO BOIL WATER.
	STUPIDITY		THAT OLD MAN'S ONLY GOT ONE OAR IN THE WATER.
	STUPIDITY		THAT'S LIKE PUTTING A SIDE-SADDLE ON A HOG.
	STUPIDITY		THE CROW LAID YOU ON THE POST AND THE SUN HATCHED YOU OUT.
	STUPIDITY		TOO BAD HE DIED. HE WOULD HAVE MADE GOOD DONUTS.
	STUPIDITY		TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE EVEN IF ONE IS A SHEEP'S HEAD.
	STUPIDITY		WHEN THEY PASSED OUT BRAINS, HE THOUGHT THEY SAID "CANES," AND HE SAID HE'D TAKE A SHORT ONE.
	STUPIDITY		WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE IS LESS SMARTER THAN YOU, ACTUALLY BOTH ARE THE SAME DUMB.
	STUPIDITY		YOU COULD FUCK UP A WET DREAM.
	STUPIDITY		YOU DON'T HAVE SENSE ENOUGH TO POUND SAND IN A RATHOLE.
	STUPIDITY		YOU WERE BEHIND THE BARN DOOR WHEN THE BRAINS WERE PASSED OUT.
	STUPIDITY-DUMB		DUMB AS A CREEK ROCK
	STUPIDITY-DUMB		DUMB AS A POST
	STUPIDITY-DUMB		DUMB AS DIRT
	STUPIDITY-DUMB		DUMBER THAN A BOX OF ROCKS
	STUPIDITY-DUMB		YOU'RE SO DUMB, IF YOU FELL IN A BARREL OF TITS YOU'D COME UP SUCKING YOUR THUMB.
	STUPIDITY-HOUSE		HER FRONT PORCH LIGHT IS ON, BUT SHE'S NOT HOME.
	STUPIDITY-HOUSE		IT'S A LOVELY HOUSE, BUT NOBODY'S HOME.
	STUPIDITY-HOUSE		THE LIGHTS ARE ON, BUT NOBODY'S HOME.
	STUPIDITY-IQ		HE LOSES IQ EVERY TIME HE GOES TO THE BATHROOM.
	STUPIDITY-IQ		IF HIS IQ SLIPS ANY LOWER, WE'LL HAVE TO WATER HIM TWICE A DAY.
	STUPIDITY-SHY		A FEW BEERS SHORT OF A SIX-PACK
	STUPIDITY-SHY		A FEW LOGS SHY OF A CORD
	STUPIDITY-SHY		ABOUT HALF A BUBBLE OFF PLUMB
	STUPIDITY-SHY		ALL THE CUPS AREN'T IN THE CUPBOARD.
	STUPIDITY-SHY		FOUR QUARTS LOW ON A THREE-QUART DIPSTICK
	STUPIDITY-SHY		HE DOESN'T HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF BUCKWHEAT IN HIS PANCAKES.
	STUPIDITY-SHY		HE LOST A FEW SHINGLES IN THE LAST STORM.
	STUPIDITY-SHY		HE'S PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK, BUT IT'S ALL LOW CARDS.
	STUPIDITY-SHY		HE'S RUNNING THREE BRICKS SHORT OF A LOAD.
	STUPIDITY-SHY		HIS BRAIN'S SO LOW ON OIL I CAN HEAR HIS LIFTERS RATTLING.
	STUPIDITY-SHY		HIS CHEESE HAS SLIPPED OFF HIS CRACKER.
	STUPIDITY-SHY		HIS CORNBREAD DIDN'T GET DONE.
	STUPIDITY-SHY		HIS TIRES WERE ABOUT THREE POUNDS LOW.
	STUPIDITY-SHY		I DON'T RECKON HE'S GOT QUITE ENOUGH MERCURY IN HIS THERMOMETER.
	STUPIDITY-SHY		I'M A DAY LATE, A DOLLAR SHORT, AND GOING THE WRONG DIRECTION.
	STUPIDITY-SHY		ONE PANCAKE SHORT OF A STACK
	STUPIDITY-SHY		SHE DOESN'T HAVE BOTH FEET IN HER LOAFERS.
	STUPIDITY-SHY		SHE'S NOT PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK.
	STUPIDITY-SHY		SHE'S ONE BUBBLE OFF.
	STUPIDITY-SHY		SHE'S TWO SANDWICHES SHORT OF A PICNIC.
	STUPIDITY-SHY		SIX COOKIES TO A DOZEN
	STUPIDITY-SHY		TWO PICKLES SHY OF A BARREL
	STUPIDITY-SHY		WRAPPED TOO LOOSE OR NOT WRAPPED TIGHT ENOUGH
HELPLESS		THEY'RE BOTH SO HELPLESS THEY COULDN'T PULL EACH OTHER OUT OF A FIRE.
IGNORANCE		HE DON'T KNOW ZIP ABOUT SQUAT.
IGNORANCE		HE HAS NO MORE IDEA ABOUT THAT THAN A DOG KNOWS SUNDAY.
INEPT		COULDN'T BOIL WATER WITHOUT SCORCHING IT
INSULT		BODY BY FISHER; MIND BY WALT DISNEY.
INSULT		DID YOUR MOTHER HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED?
INSULT		SMOKE FOLLOWS BEAUTY--BUT BEAUTY WAS A HORSE.
INSULT		THEY SHOULDA KNOCKED HIM IN THE HEAD AND FED THE MILK TO THE PIGS.
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