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SIZE-FAT
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HE'S
GOT DUN-LOPS DISEASE. (BELLY
DONE LOPS OVER HIS BELT)
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SIZE-FAT
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IF
YOU KICKED HER, YOU'D BREAK BOTH FEET.
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SIZE-FAT
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SHE
HAS THIGHS IN TWO DIFFERENT TIME ZONES.
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SIZE-FAT
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YOU
COULD PARK A CAR IN THE SHADOW OF HIS ASS.
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SIZE-FAT
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YOUR
MAMA'S SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL DOWN AND BROKE HER LEG
GRAVY POURED OUT.
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SIZE-HEAVY
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SHE'S
HEAVIER THAN A TON OF LARD IN A MOLASSES CAN.
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SIZE-LARGE
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BROAD
AS AN AX
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SIZE-LARGE
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SO
BIG YOU COULDN'T THROW A FLY LINE AROUND HER
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SIZE-SHORT
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IF
HE DIDN'T HAVE SO MUCH TURNED UNDER, HE'D BE TALLER ON TOP.
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SIZE-SHORT
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KNEE
HIGH TO A GRASSHOPPER
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SIZE-SHORT
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SHE'S
SO SHORT SHE HAS TO JUMP UP TO SPIT.
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SIZE-SMALL
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A
SHORT HORSE IS SOON CURRIED.
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SIZE-SMALL
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LITTLE
POTATOES ARE HARD TO PEEL.
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SIZE-SMALL
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MY
BATHROOM IS SO SMALL YOU FLUSH THE TOILET WHEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR.
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SIZE-SMALL
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MY
KITCHEN WAS SO SMALL I HAD TO GO OUTSIDE TO CHANGE MY MIND.
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SIZE-SMALL
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MY
KITCHEN WAS SO SMALL YOU COULDN'T CUSS THE CAT
WITHOUT GETTING HAIR IN YOUR MOUTH.
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SIZE-SMALL
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NO
BIGGER THAN A MINUTE
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SIZE-SMALL
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SMALLER
THAN A BAR OF SOAP AFTER WASHDAY
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SIZE-SMALL
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THE
ROOM'S SO SMALL YOU COULDN'T SKIN A CAT IN IT.
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SIZE-SMALL
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WE
DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH ROOM TO SWING A CAT.
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SIZE-TALL
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HE'S
SO TALL, IF HE EVER FELL DOWN HE'D BE HALFWAY HOME.
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SIZE-TALL
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HOW'S
THE WEATHER IN THE CHURCH STEEPLE?
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SIZE-TALL
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TALL
ENOUGH TO GO DUCK HUNTING WITH A RAKE
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SIZE-THIN
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SHE
HAS BIRD LEGS.
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SIZE-THIN
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SHE'S
SO SKINNY, IF SHE STANDS SIDEWAYS WE'LL HAVE TO MARK HER AWOL.
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SIZE-THIN
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SHE'S
SO THIN WHEN SHE DRINKS GRAPE JUICE SHE LOOKS LIKE A THERMOMETER.
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SIZE-THIN
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SKINNY
AS A PLUCKED CHICKEN
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SIZE-THIN
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SKINNY
AS A RAIL
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SIZE-THIN
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SO
SKINNY HE COULD USE A CLOTHESLINE FOR SHADE
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SIZE-THIN
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SO
SKINNY HE HAS TO STAND IN THE SAME PLACE TWICE TO MAKE A SHADOW
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SIZE-THIN
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THIN
AS LIPS ON A CHICKEN
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SKIMPY
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SKIMPY
AS A FIG LEAF
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