love

LOVE

I LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS THE CAT LOVES THE CREAM JAR.

LOVE

LOVE IS BLIND BUT NOT FOREVER.

LOVE

MY GIRLFRIEND IS A MOONSHINER'S DAUGHTER, BUT I LOVE HER STILL.

DATING

HE TAKES TO YOU LIKE A HOG AFTER PERSIMMONS.

DATING

THEY'VE TRIED TO FIX ME UP WITH EVERYTHING IN THE COUNTY
THAT STANDS ON TWO LEGS TO PEE.

DATING

HE’S A-SALTIN’ THE COW TO GET THE CALF.

INFIDELITY

IF THAT HUSBAND OF SADIE'S FINDS OUT SHE'S BEEN RIDIN' AND
TYIN' WITH OLD CHARLEY, THERE'LL BE BLOOD.

MARRIAGE

SHE DROVE HER GEESE TO A POOR MARKET.  (MADE A BAD MARRIAGE)

MINGLING

THERE WAS A LOT OF HE'N AND SHE'N GOIN' ON.

REMARRIAGE

THE NEW FLAME WAS KINDLED BEFORE THE OLD ONE WENT OUT.