margaret brown         calamity jane         saws         sailing of the ill-fated steamship titanic   
shakespeare           theatre in st louis       oral communication         anatomy of the theatre
performance workshop I           performance workshop II        teaching english: secondary
writing and performing the 10-minute play
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GLOATING

HER YELLOW FEATHERS ARE SHOWING.

 

 

GOING WELL

HE'S GOT THE WORLD BY THE TAIL WITH A DOWNHILL PULL.

 

GOING WELL

I'M COOKING ON THE FRONT BURNER.

 

 

GOOD

GOODER'N SNUFF

 

 

GOOD DEAL

CAN'T BEAT IT WITH A STICK

 

GOOD DEAL

NOW YOU'RE COOKING WITH GAS.

 

GOOD DEAL

THERE AIN'T NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH.

 

 

GOOD THING

THAT'S THE CAT'S PYJAMAS.

 

GOOD THING

THAT'S THE CAT'S WHISKERS.

 

HAPPY

CONTENTED AS COWS IN A CORN PATCH

 

HAPPY

GRINNING LIKE A CAT EATING COCKLEBURS

 

HAPPY

GRINNING LIKE A JACKASS EATING PRICKLY PEAR

 

HAPPY

GRINNING LIKE A MULE EATING BRIARS

 

HAPPY

GRINNING LIKE A SKUNK EATING CABBAGE

 

HAPPY

HAPPIER THAN A DOG IN A MEAT-PACKING HOUSE

 

HAPPY

HAPPY AS A DEAD PIG IN THE SUNSHINE

 

HAPPY

HAPPY AS A HOG IN A WALLOW

 

HAPPY

HAPPY AS A HOG IN CLOVER

 

HAPPY

HAPPY AS A HOG IN SLOP

 

HAPPY

HAPPY AS A MOLE IN SOFT DIRT

 

HAPPY

HAPPY AS A PIG IN MUD

 

HAPPY

SMILING LIKE A MULE IN A BRIAR PATCH

 

HAPPY

YOU LOOK AS HAPPY AS THE BOY WHO SHOT HIS FATHER.

 

 

HONESTY

HE'S THE KIND OF GUY THAT WOULD CALL A SPADE A SPADE AND DIG WITH IT.

 

HONESTY

HONEST AS THE DAY IS LONG

 

 

LUCK

IT'S AN ILL WIND THAT BLOWS NOBODY GOOD.

 

LUCK

HE'S SO LUCKY HE COULD JUMP IN AN OUTHOUSE AND COME UP SMELLING LIKE A ROSE.

 

LUCK

HE'S SO LUCKY HE COULD JUMP IN AN OUTHOUSE AND COME UP WITH A GRAND PIANO IN EACH HAND.

 

LUCK

REALLY FELL UPSTAIRS THAT TIME

 

LUCK

THE HARDER I WORK, THE LUCKIER I GET.

 

 

PIOUS

BUTTER WOULDN'T MELT IN HER MOUTH.

 

PURE

PURE AS NEW YORK SNOW

 

RIGHTEOUS

SHE HAS HER CORSET ON STRAIGHT.

 

TRUTH

FREE FROM THE LIVER

TRUTH

HE TELLS IT WITH THE BARK OFF.

TRUTH

SHE SLOBBERED A BIB FULL.

TRUTH

THAT AIN'T NO MASHED POTATO!

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margaret brown             calamity jane           saws          sailing of the ill-fated steamship titanic   
shakespeare           theatre in st louis           oral communication          anatomy of the theatre
performance workshop I           performance workshop II          teaching english: secondary
writing and performing the 10-minute play              university seminar
home 
        fall 2008          speech exam directives       10-minute play scripts