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CARRY
HAY TO A DEAD HORSE
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DEPENDING
ON HIM IS ABOUT LIKE LEANING ON A FENCE POST THAT AIN'T THAR.
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DON'T
FLOG A DEAD HORSE.
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DON'T
TRY TO TEACH A PIG TO SING. IT
DOESN'T WORK, AND IT ANNOYS THE PIG.
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FROM
ONE FOX YOU SKIN ONE PELT ONLY.
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HE
HAS NO MORE CHANCE THAN A GRASSHOPPER IN A CHICKEN HOUSE.
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FUTILITY
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I
NEED THIS LIKE I NEED A HOLE IN THE HEAD.
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FUTILITY
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IF
I HAD SOME BREAD, I'D MAKE A HAM SANDWICH IF I HAD SOME HAM.
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I'M
NOT JUST TALKING TO HEAR MY HEAD RATTLE.
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FUTILITY
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IT
RUNS OFF BEFORE IT SOAKS IN--LIKE WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK.
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FUTILITY
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I'VE
BEEN MAKING A LOT OF TRACKS, BUT SOMEONE KEEPS RUBBING THEM OUT.
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LEFT
UP SOAP CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE
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FUTILITY
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LIKE
LOOKING FOR SALT IN THE SUGAR BOWL
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FUTILITY
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LIKE
THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND
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FUTILITY
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QUIT
HOLLERING DOWN THE RAIN BARREL.
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FUTILITY
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THAT
TRUCK COULDN'T PULL A BABY OFF A TRICYCLE.
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FUTILITY
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THAT'S
LIKE BUTTING YOUR HEAD AGAINST A BRICK WALL.
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FUTILITY
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THAT'S
LIKE GETTING BLOOD OUT OF A TURNIP.
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THAT'S
LIKE PISSING INTO THE WIND.
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FUTILITY
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THAT'S
LIKE PISSING UP A ROPE.
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FUTILITY
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THAT'S
LIKE STACKING GREASED BB'S.
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FUTILITY
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THAT'S
LIKE WHISTLING IN A TORNADO.
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FUTILITY
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THAT'S
THE WAY IT GOES. FIRST YOUR
MONEY, THEN YOUR CLOTHES.
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THE
MAGPIE WANTS TO DO THAT TOO, BUT HIS TAIL WON'T LET HIM.
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FUTILITY
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THE
OLD STALLION EITHER GOES LAME OR BLIND.
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FUTILITY
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WITH
ONE ASS YOU CAN'T RIDE TWO HORSES.
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FUTILITY
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YOU
CAN PUT A POSSUM IN A BAG, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM OUT.
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IMPASSE
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HE'S
UP A CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE.
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IMPOSSIBLE
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IF
DOGS HAVE KITTENS AND RAIN FALLS UP
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IMPOSSIBLE
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IT'LL
BE A COLD DAY IN JULY WHEN THAT HAPPENS.
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IMPOSSIBLE
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YOU
CAN'T PUSH A ROPE UNLESS IT'S FROZEN.
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IN
THE BAG
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I'VE
HAD MANY A SACK THE STRING BUSTED ON ME.
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