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COOKING
REDD UP THE KITCHEN
IT LOOKS LIKE IT SQUATTED TO RISE AND BAKED IN THE SQUAT.
I GOT A GOOD DO ON IT.
I GOT A GOOD SCALD ON IT.
MEAL
ATE THAT CHICKEN UNTIL IT WAS SLICK AS A RIBBON
EATIN' THE GOSPEL BIRD
TASTE
COFFEE SO STRONG IT COULD JUMP-START YOUR HEART
IT'LL MAKE YOU PUNCH YOUR GRANDMA.
SO SOUR IT WILL TAKE THE HAIR OFF YOUR TONSILS.
MY FOOD WAS SO GOOD, YOU PUT IT UP ON TOP YOUR HEAD YOUR TONGUE WOULD SLAP YOUR BRAINS OUT TRYIN' TO GET IT.
YOU TAKE A DRINK OUT OF THAT AND YOU'LL LOVE YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW.
THIRSTY
I'M THIRSTY ENOUGH TO SPIT COTTON.