margaret brown         calamity jane         saws         sailing of the ill-fated steamship titanic   
shakespeare           theatre in st louis       oral communication         anatomy of the theatre
performance workshop I           performance workshop II          methods of teaching english
writing and performing the 10-minute play
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FEEL BAD

FEELING SO LOW YOU COULD SIT ON A SHEET OF PAPER AND SWING YOUR LEGS

 

FEEL BAD

FEELS TOUGHER THAN A STEWED OWL

 

FEEL BAD

HE UP AND DIED TO SPITE THE DOCTOR.

 

FEEL BAD

I FEEL LIKE THE UNDERSIDE OF A TURNIP GREEN.

 

FEEL BAD

I FEEL LIKE TWO CENTS WRAPPED IN TOILET PAPER.

 

FEEL BAD

I FEEL LOWER THAN A SNAKE IN SNOWSHOES.

 

FEEL BAD

I FEEL SO BAD I'D HAVE TO GET BETTER TO DIE.

 

FEEL BAD

I'M TOO SICK TO DIE.

 

 

FEEL GOOD

FEELS ABOUT AS GOOD AS DRIVING 16-PENNY NAILS INTO YOUR HEAD

 

FEEL GOOD

FELT PRETTY GOOD BUT GOT OVER IT

 

FEEL GOOD

HELLO, A.C.  JUST FINE, JUST FINE.

 

FEEL GOOD

I AM GOING TO LIVE AND MAKE A LOT OF PEOPLE UNHAPPY.

 

FEEL GOOD

I DON'T KNOW YET.  I HAVEN'T ASKED MYSELF.

 

FEEL GOOD

I FEEL MORE LIKE I DO NOW THAN I DID.

 

FEEL GOOD

I NEVER FELT BETTER OR HAD LESS.

 

FEEL GOOD

I WOKE UP BREATHIN' AND NOBODY DEAD OR PREGNANT--HELL, I'M IN GOOD SHAPE.

 

FEEL GOOD

IF I FELT ANY BETTER I'D HAVE TO BE TWINS.

 

FEEL GOOD

IF I FELT ANY BETTER, I'D HAVE TO TAKE A PILL FOR IT.

 

FEEL GOOD

I'M FEELING GOOD ENOUGH TO SIT UP AND TAKE NOURISHMENT.

 

FEEL GOOD

THAT OLD COW STEPPED ON MY FOOT.  IT SURE FELT GOOD WHEN SHE GOT OFF.

 

 

FEEL MIDDLIN'

FAIR TO MIDDLIN'

 

FEEL MIDDLIN'

TOLERABLE, JUST TOLERABLE

 

FLATULENCE

THE SPIDERS ARE BARKING.

 

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margaret brown             calamity jane           saws          sailing of the ill-fated steamship titanic   
shakespeare           theatre in st louis           oral communication          anatomy of the theatre
performance workshop I           performance workshop II           methods of teaching english
writing and performing the 10-minute play              university seminar
home 
        fall 2008          speech exam directives       10-minute play scripts