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shakespeare           theatre in st louis       oral communication         anatomy of the theatre
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writing and performing the 10-minute play
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DISTANCE

TRACY BEAT PATSY BY A MILE AND A TOAD HOP.

 

 

DISTANCE-FAR

HAD TO RIDE A MILE TO SPIT

 

DISTANCE-FAR

IT'S DOWN THE ROAD A RIGHT SMART PIECE.

 

DISTANCE-FAR

IT'S FARTHER THAN A COUNTRY MILE.

 

DISTANCE-FAR

SHE LIVES TWO MILES FROM THE MAILBOX.

 

DISTANCE-FAR

SO DEEP IN THE COUNTRY YOU HAVE TO SHOOT DAYLIGHT IN WITH A BOW AND ARROW

 

DISTANCE-FAR

SO FAR OUT IN THE STICKS THAT THEY HAVE TO PIPE IN DAYLIGHT

 

DISTANCE-FAR

WHERE HOOT OWLS ROOST WITH THE CHICKENS AND WOMEN CUT WOOD

 

 

DISTANCE-NEAR

JUST A HOOT AND A HOLLER DOWN THE HILL

 

LONG

LONG AS A KANSAS WELL ROPE

 

LONG

LONG AS A WET WELL ROPE

 

LONG

THE LINE WAS LONGER THAN A BILLY GRAHAM ALTAR CALL.

 

TERRAIN

COUNTRY SO ROUGH IF YOU GOT SICK AND THE WEATHER'S BAD, THEY'D JUST HAVE TO LET YOU DIE AND HAUL YOU OUT WHEN IT FAIRED UP

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margaret brown             calamity jane           saws          sailing of the ill-fated steamship titanic   
shakespeare           theatre in st louis           oral communication          anatomy of the theatre
performance workshop I           performance workshop II          teaching english: secondary
writing and performing the 10-minute play              university seminar
home 
        fall 2008          speech exam directives       10-minute play scripts