denigration

	DENIGRATION		A GUM-CHEWING GIRL AND A CUD-CHEWING COW ARE SOMEWHAT ALIKE YET DIFFER SOMEHOW. OH YES, IT'S THE THOUGHTFUL LOOK ON THE FACE OF THE COW.
	DENIGRATION		DID YOU SAY HAY? YOU BETTER SAVE THAT HAY--YOU MIGHT MARRY A JACKASS.
	DENIGRATION		DIRT LEGS
	DENIGRATION		EVERYONE TO THEIR OWN CHOICE, SAID THE LADY AS SHE KISSED THE COW.
	DENIGRATION		GOT AS MUCH SENSE AS A JACKLEG MULE
	DENIGRATION		HE COULDN'T CARRY A TUNE IN A BUSHEL BASKET.
	DENIGRATION		HE SHOULDN'T BE THAT MODEST; HE'S NOT THAT GOOD.
	DENIGRATION		HE'S NO MORE THAN A RED-NECKED PECKER HEAD FROM PITTSBURG, KANSAS.
	DENIGRATION		HE'S OLDER THAN DIRT, TOUGHER THAN A BOOT, AND MEANER THAN A SNAKE.
	DENIGRATION		I GAVE THAT ABOUT AS MUCH THOUGHT AS A PIG GIVES SUNDAY SCHOOL.
	DENIGRATION		I HAD AN UNCLE ONCE. HE COULDN'T SING EITHER.
	DENIGRATION		I WOULDN'T PISS ON HIM IF HE WAS ON FIRE.
	DENIGRATION		IF THAT LADY WAS SINGIN' FOR HAM, SHE WOULDN'T GET A SMELL.
	DENIGRATION		IF YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH THE BIG DOGS, KEEP YOUR PUPPY ASS ON THE PORCH.
	DENIGRATION		I'M AS HAPPY AS IF I WERE IN MY RIGHT MIND.
	DENIGRATION		I'VE HEARD BUGS FART BEFORE.
	DENIGRATION		JUST A TICK ON THE BUTT OF LIFE
	DENIGRATION		LIKE THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK.
	DENIGRATION		LOOKS LIKE AN ACCIDENT GOING SOMEPLACE TO HAPPEN
	DENIGRATION		NOT WORTH A CONTINENTAL
	DENIGRATION		SHE COULDN'T CARRY A TUNE IN A BUCKET.
	DENIGRATION		SHE SINGS LIKE A BLIND MAN DRIVES.
	DENIGRATION		SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN AHEAD TO PINCH HIS HEAD OFF AND SELL THE MILK.
	DENIGRATION		SHE'S A BIG ZERO WITH THE RIM KNOCKED OFF.
	DENIGRATION		SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
	DENIGRATION		THAT'S NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT.
	DENIGRATION		THERE ARE MORE HORSES ASSES THAN HORSES.
	DENIGRATION		THERE'S MORE THAN ONE CAN ON THE BEACH WITH A RUSTY BOTTOM.
	DENIGRATION		YOU UP FOR ALL DAY?
	DENIGRATION		YOUR MAMA LEFT TWO WEEKS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
	DENIGRATION		YOU'RE A GOOD EGG, BUT SO WHAT? THE HEN'S ASS IS FULL OF THEM.
	DENIGRATION		YOU'RE A REAL FINE BOY, BUT THERE'S NO DEMAND FOR FINE BOYS.
	DENIGRATION		YOU'RE AS HAPPY AS IF YOU HAD GOOD SENSE.
KNOW IT ALL		HE'S SO BRIGHT YOU HAVE TO COVER HIM UP EVERY MORNING SO THE SUN WILL RISE.
KNOW IT ALL		YOU TELL 'EM, WAGON WHEEL. YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH IT.



LIE		HE ISN'T TWO-FACED OR HE WOULD BE WEARING THE OTHER.
LIE		HE LIES LIKE A RUG.
LIE		HE TALKS OUT OF BOTH SIDES OF HIS MOUTH.
LIE		HE TALKS THE WAY THE WIND BLOWS.
LIE		HE WAS REALLY STRETCHING HIS BLANKET WHEN HE TOLD THAT ONE.
LIE		IF YOU EVER BECOME A BIGGER LIAR, YOU'LL HAVE TO PUT ON WEIGHT.
LIE		ONE OF 'EM'LL LIE AND THE OTHER ONE'LL SWEAR TO IT.
LIE		SOME FOLKS WHO SLAP YOU ON THE BACK ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU SWALLOW WHAT THEY JUST TOLD YOU.
LIE		THAT DOG WON'T HUNT.
LIE		THAT WON'T SCOUR.
LIE		THE FIRST LIAR DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE.
LIE		YOU LIE LIKE A DIRTY CUR DOG.
LOW DOWN		HE AIN'T FIT TO CARRY GUTS TO A BEAR.
LOW DOWN		HE'S LOWER THAN A WHALE'S BELLY.
LOW DOWN		HE'S SO LOW HE COULD CRAWL UNDER A SNAKE WITH A TOP HAT ON.
LOW DOWN		LOWER THAN A DOG'S BELLY
LOW DOWN		LOWER THAN A PREGNANT ANT
LOW DOWN		LOWER THAN A SNAKE'S ASS
LOW DOWN		LOWER THAN A SNAKE'S BELLY IN A WAGON RUT
LOW DOWN		LOWER THAN WHALE SHIT
LOW DOWN		SO LOW YOU COULD DO CHINUPS OFF A DIME

MEAN		HE BOWLS FOR BLOOD.
MEAN		HE'S MEANER THAN AN ACRE OF SNAKES.
MEAN		MEAN AS A JUNKYARD DOG
MEAN		MEAN AS A SORE TAIL BEAR
MEAN		SO MEAN HE WOULDN'T SPIT IN YOUR EAR IF YOUR BRAINS WERE ON FIRE
MEAN		HE WOULDN'T GIVE YOU HAY IF YOU WERE A HORSE IN A CONCRETE PASTURE.

NOSY	SHE'D STICK HER NOSE IN A GRAVE IF SHE THOUGHT THERE WAS STILL HOPE OF WARM GOSSIP.
NOSY	SHE'S AFRAID THAT SOMEBODY WILL FART AND SHE WON'T BE THERE TO SMELL IT.

OPPORTUNITY

IF THAT DON'T LIGHT YOUR FIRE, YOUR WOOD'S WET.

PRIDE	A BIRD DOESN'T FLY SO HIGH THAT IT DOESN'T COME DOWN FOR A DRINK.
PRIDE	BIGGEST DUCK IN THE PUDDLE
PRIDE	BIGGEST FISH IN THE SEA
PRIDE	BIGGEST FROG IN THE PUDDLE
PRIDE	FLY AS HIGH AS A LIGHT IN A COWPILE
PRIDE	HE THINKS HE'S THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD.
PRIDE	HE TOOK A BATH AND HE PUT ON A WHITE SHIRT AND THEN HE COULDN'T GET HIS HAT ON.
PRIDE	THE HIGHER A MONKEY CLIMBS, THE MORE HE SHOWS.

PUGNACIOUS

HE'D FIGHT A CIRCLE SAW AND IT RUNNING.

RECOGNIZE

HE DIDN'T KNOW ME FROM ADAM'S OFF OX.

REPUTATION	DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUCK MORE TIMES THAN A DEAD HEN TIED TO THE NECK OF A CHICKEN-KILLING DOG
REPUTATION	I HAVE THE NAME. I MAY AS WELL HAVE THE GAME.

STINGINESS	GOING TO A PARTY WITH ONE ARM AS LONG AS THE OTHER (NOT BRINGING A BOTTLE OF LIQUOR)
STINGINESS	HE IS SO STINGY HE WOULDN'T GIVE A NICKEL TO SEE GOD RIDE A BICYCLE DOWN THE STREET BACKWARDS AND NAKED.
STINGINESS	IF YOU'RE GONNA DANCE, YOU HAVE TO PAY THE FIDDLER.

STUBBORN	HE IS SO HARD-HEADED HE CAN USE IT TO DRIVE NAILS.
STUBBORN	IF HE DROWNS, LOOK UPSTREAM. HE'S TOO STUBBORN TO FLOAT DOWN.
STUBBORN	STUBBORN AS A MISSOURI MULE
STUBBORN	STUBBORNER THAN A POST

STUCK

LIKE A CAT AT A MOUSE HOLE

TERRIBLE	I'D JUST AS SOON DO THAT AS EAT A BUG.
TERRIBLE	SUCKS POND WATER
TERRIBLE	THAT'S NOT MY CAN OF PEAS.

LAZY	HE'S SO LAZY HE WOULDN'T WORK IN A PIE BAKERY.
LAZY	TOO LAZY TO LIFT A FINGER
LAZY	TOO LAZY TO SAY SOOEY IF THE HOGS WAS EATING HIM UP

TIRED, LAZY	A CASE OF THE CAN'T HARDLYS
TIRED, LAZY	A RUT IS ONLY A GRAVE WITH THE ENDS KNOCKED OUT.
TIRED, LAZY	BORN TIRED AND HAD A RELAPSE
TIRED, LAZY	HARDLY GOT HIS PLOW SCOURED
TIRED, LAZY	HE GETS AWFUL WORE OUT AT PEA-PICKING TIME.
TIRED, LAZY	HE'S TOO LAZY TO BUTTER HIS OWN BREAD.
TIRED, LAZY	I FEEL LIKE I WAS RODE HARD AND PUT UP WET.
TIRED, LAZY	I'M SO TIRED I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN IRONING IN HIGH HEELS ALL DAY.
TIRED, LAZY	I'VE GOT DROPSY AND HEART TROUBLE. I DROPPED DOWN, AND I HAVEN'T GOT THE HEART TO GET UP.
TIRED, LAZY	LONG THREAD, LAZY GIRL.
TIRED, LAZY	SHE CALLED HER GOOD-FOR-NOTHING SON A LAZY DOODLE TRIFLER.
TIRED, LAZY	THAT'LL NEVER BE SEEN FROM A GALLOPING HORSE.
TIRED/LAZY	YOU LOOK AS BAD AS TEN MILES OF BAD ROAD.

TIRED	SHE'S GONE TOO LONG IN HARNESS.
TIRED	SHE'S SO TIRED SHE CAN'T FIND HER WAY BACK TO A BRIGHT RED BARN.
TIRED	SHE'S WORKED HER HIND LEGS OFF.

UNPREDICTABLE

LOOSE CANNON ON DECK

VALUE

IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR WHO IT'S FOR.

VANITY	EVERY MAMA CROW THINKS HER OWN CROW IS THE BLACKEST.
VANITY	HE'S PRETTY GOOD--REMINDS ME A LOT OF MYSELF.
VANITY	SHE'S SO VAIN SHE THINKS THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE TIL SHE WAKES UP.
VANITY	YOU THINK YOU ARE SO CUTE YOU COULDN'T BE HIT IN THE ASS WITH A RED APPLE.
VANITY	YOU'RE A LEGEND IN YOUR OWN MIND.

WORTH	THAT SCOUNDREL AIN'T WORTH 2 CENTS WITH A HOLE IN IT.
WORTH	WORTHLESS AS A HILL OF BEANS
WORTH	YOU AIN'T FITTING TO ASSOCIATE WITH THE HOGS.
WORTH	YOU'RE NOT WORTH A MILK BUCKET UNDER A BULL.

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