margaret brown         calamity jane         saws         sailing of the ill-fated steamship titanic   
shakespeare           theatre in st louis       oral communication         anatomy of the theatre
performance workshop I           performance workshop II        teaching english: secondary
writing and performing the 10-minute play
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CROOKED

ANTI-GOGGLIN'

CROOKED

CATER-CORNERED

CROOKED

CATTYWAMPUS

CROOKED

CROOKED AS A BARREL OF FISH HOOKS

CROOKED

CROOKED AS A BARREL OF SNAKES

CROOKED

CROOKED AS A DOG'S HIND LEG

CROOKED

CROOKED AS A PHILADELPHIA LAWYER

CROOKED

HE WAS SO CROOKED HE COULDN'T LAY STRAIGHT IN BED.

CROOKED

HE WAS SO CROOKED HE HAD TO SCREW HIS SOCKS ON.

CROOKED

HE WAS SO CROOKED THAT WE HAD TO  SCREW HIM INTO THE GROUND.

CROOKED

HE WAS SO CROOKED WE HAD TO BURY HIM IN A WAPPERJAW GRAVE.

CROOKED

HE'S SO CROOKED HE'D HAVE TO BE BURIED IN A BASS DRUM.

CROOKED

KITTYWAMPUS

CROOKED

SLAUNCHWAYS

CROOKED

SLONUCLUNDICULAR

CROOKED

SY-GODLIN

CROOKED

THE SIGN WAS BUCKSIDE BINAMUS.

CROOKED

THEY HAD TO SCREW HIM IN THE GROUND.

CROOKED

WAPPERSKEWER

CROOKED

YOU'RE SO CROOKED YOU COULDN'T SLEEP IN A ROUND HOUSE.

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margaret brown             calamity jane           saws          sailing of the ill-fated steamship titanic   
shakespeare           theatre in st louis           oral communication          anatomy of the theatre
performance workshop I           performance workshop II          teaching english: secondary
writing and performing the 10-minute play              university seminar
home 
        fall 2008          speech exam directives       10-minute play scripts