better  than

BETTER THAN

BETTER THAN A KICK IN THE ASS WITH A FROZEN BOOT

BETTER THAN

BETTER THAN A POKE IN THE EYE WITH A SHARP STICK

BETTER THAN

BETTER THAN A SHARP STICK IN THE EYE

BETTER THAN

BETTER THAN A SLAP IN THE FACE WITH A COLD MACKEREL

BETTER THAN

THAT'S AS GOOD AS A COLD COLLARD SANDWICH.