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BEAUTY
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A
PRETTY GIRL WILL FADE AWAY BUT UGLY WILL HOLD HER OWN.
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BEAUTY
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BEAUTY
IS ONLY SKIN DEEP, BUT I'M NO CANNIBAL.
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BEAUTY
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BEAUTY
IS ONLY SKIN DEEP, BUT UGLY GOES CLEAN TO THE BONE.
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BEAUTY
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BEAUTY
IS ONLY SKIN DEEP, BUT WHO NEEDS TO GO DEEPER?
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BEAUTY
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HE'S
NOT TOM CRUISE CUTE, BUT . . .
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BEAUTY
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LOOKING
LIKE A BAG FULL OF DOORKNOBS
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BEAUTY
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PRETTY
IS AS PRETTY DOES.
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BEAUTY
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SHE'S
A CARPENTER'S DREAM.
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BEAUTY
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SHE'S
A TALL, COOL GLASS OF WATER.
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BEAUTY
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SHE'S
BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIT HOUSE.
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BEAUTY
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SHE'S
BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHITHOUSE WITHOUT A BRICK OUT OF PLACE.
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CUTE
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BUTT
CUTE
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CUTE
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CUTE
AS A BUG'S EAR
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CUTE
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CUTE
AS A BUG'S KNUCKLE
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CUTE
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CUTE
AS A SPECKLED PUP
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CUTE
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CUTE
AS A SPECKLED PUP UNDER A RED WAGON
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CUTE
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SHE'S
SO CUTE SHE'D MAKE A BULLDOG BREAK HIS CHAIN.
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HANDSOME
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FINE
AS FROG'S HAIR
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HANDSOME
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FINE
AS FROG'S HAIR SPLIT LONG WAY
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HANDSOME
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FINE
AS FROG'S HAIR SPLIT THREE WAYS
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HANDSOME
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FINE
AS HEN'S EYELASHES
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HANDSOME
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FINE
AS SPLIT FROG HAIR
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HANDSOME
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I
WISH I WAS RICH INSTEAD OF GOOD-LOOKIN'.
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HANDSOME
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I'M
SO HANDSOME I MUST BE TWINS.
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HANDSOME
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SO
HANDSOME HE HAD TO CARRY AN AX HANDLE TO FIGHT OFF THE GIRLS
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