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AWKWARD
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"ALL
BEGINNINGS ARE BURDENSOME," SAID THE YOUNG THIEF WHEN HE STOLE THE
ANVIL.
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AWKWARD
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CLUMSY
AS A COW ON CRUTCHES
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AWKWARD
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ELBOWS
AND ANKLES
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AWKWARD
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HE
COULD TEAR UP AN ANVIL WITH A FEATHER DUSTER.
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AWKWARD
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HE
COULDN'T HIT THE SIDE OF A BARN WITH A SCOOP SHOVEL.
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AWKWARD
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HE
WALKS LIKE A FROZEN-TOED ROOSTER.
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AWKWARD
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HE'S
SO AWKWARD HE COULDN'T LEAD GEESE TO WATER WITH A DOUBLE REIN.
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AWKWARD
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LIKE
A BEAR IN A CHINA CLOSET
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AWKWARD
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SCREW
UP AN IRON BALL
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AWKWARD
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SHE
WALKS LIKE AN OLD HEN WITH AN EGG BROKEN INSIDE HER.
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AWKWARD
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WALK
LIKE YOU HAD A COB BETWEEN YOUR LEGS
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AWKWARD
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WALKIN'
LIKE HE'S RAKIN' UP SHUCKS
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